Weekend Update [B]
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So, practicum.
Students from CEU will be joining us starting Monday. That should be awkward since we’ve already marked our places in our “faculty room”.
About our “faculty room”, it’s actually where they store the sports equipment. No tennis racquet so I had to settle for the table tennis paddle. I did take table tennis during our PEINDIV some four years ago and I’d like to think that I was good at it. I’ve managed to bounce the ball for 231 times this afternoon. I’m planning to break my personal record next week. Did I say we live right next to the gym? I might shoot some hoops, too.
I have long breaks.
People at home are helping me with my visual aids. I don’t let them check papers; it’s my favorite thing to do. I just let them cut and paste stuff.
My classes.
Boys are noisy. They talk a lot. Boys are the new girls. Then again, the girls must be doing their fair share of gossiping during break time. But, really, boys can’t stop talking.
Girls are very grade-conscious. The girls are asking for my Multiply account so I had to strategically conceal my name. I also locked my Twitter. I’m not paranoid, no.
And I thought I’d see more of Joan, but I’m wrong. I see a lot of Omu. Been bonding with Zara. Joan’s missing a lot, actually.
Nevertheless, Joan approves of my new crush. I swear, new crush is like Neil all over again. Not Gaiman. You know who. And Joan approves of it. She thinks he is actually cute. A breakthrough, people. That’s history right there.
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My nephew just gave me a nod. You know, the “Yo, Ninang, what’s up?” nod.
My brother and her girlfriend will be celebrating their 17th month as a couple tomorrow.
I’m having fun with Adobe Flash.
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Wimbledon – Andy Murray OWNS the Wimbledon crowd. Seriously. Roger’s record-breaking 21 consecutive semi-final appearance is being overshadowed because Murray is the new Henman. He’s a more capable version of Henman. Murray’s going to flatten Roddick’s ass. I am sure of it. In the meantime, though, I have to watch Federer battle it out with Haas.
Whoa. Sara Foster, Tommy’s fiancé, is seating right behind Mirka. That must be weird.
Murray-Federer. It’s a done deal. Murray has the crowd right behind him. Good thing The Fed knows how to handle pressure.
Lleyton Hweitt did well. Quarterfinalist wasn’t so bad. I’m proud of him.
I wish Safin stayed a little longer.
Oh, and please don’t let Serena win. If she wins, her head’s going to explode. She’s so full of herself. Venus for the win.
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Nicole, we also need to watch “Bruno” jus because we saw “Borat” together. I was reading the newspaper (Oh, yes, I buy newspaper everyday so that we can have something to read in our “faculty room” and because I cut Federer articles), and Sacha Baron Cohen gave an interview, but he was in character during the Q&A. Hilarious stuff. Here are a few lines from it:
Did a guy named Sacha Baron Chohen serve as an adviser in your film?
No. SBH is clearly gay. His girlfriend must get about as much sex as Katie Holmes.
Can you talk about Heidi Klum, your fellow European fashionista?
Everything I do, Heidi Klum copies. I moved to Los Angeles to become famous. She also moved to Los Angeles to become famous. I blow Seal…
What do you want to be famous for?
I just want to be known as one of the great thinkers – Plato, Aristotle, Shakira…
I saw your totally naked picture on the cover of a magazine. You looked charming and alluring.
Come over here.
What’s your room number?
I can’t believe you asked that. Sit down here.
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I also did an interview with myself:
What’d you have for lunch?
Ice-cold Coca-Cola
Why’d you lunch your voice?
Ice-cold Coca-cola
Are you serious?
Yoke. I mean, Yes.
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Also, Ahhhhhh! I now have a copy of Vanity Fair’s 2009 Hollywood Issue!
Article about Francis Ford Coppola!
Photos of the new U.S Cabinet including Clinton, the Kennedys, and Rahm Emanuel, shot by Annie Leibovitz.
And the actor-director partnership photoshoot, of course.
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Gawad Kalinga tomorrow.
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Many people will say that he had it easy; that he won because Rafael Nadal wasn’t his opponent. It wasn’t Roger’s fault that Nadal did not play his best tennis during the 1st week of the French Open. The Roger fault that he’ll have is if he lose, but he didn’t.